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True Crimes Against Wine, case 0210: Toelickin’ Good!

DEFENDANT: Zac Brown

EVIDENCE: Z Alexander Brown "Uncaged" Cabernet Sauvignon

SCENE OF THE CRIME: California Coast

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Our Judges board a pontoon to try their latest case, in which the accused hits a bit close to home. Judge Topher blindly navigates a poetry based cross examination while Rachel has lurid details of her intimate life revealed.

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Infinite Horrors, ep 8: Cure (AKA: X Marks The Spot)

In this episode, Maya & Sam discuss Kiyoshi Kurosawa's brooding 1997 horror, "Cure," and debate the finer details of its script.

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True Crimes Against Wine, sidebar Ep. 40: You’ve Got A Friend In Me

Judge Rachel delves into the allegations that Tom Hanks let Ginnifer Goodwin play with his Woody doll.

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True Crimes Against Wine, case 0209: I Put A Spell On You

DEFENDANT: Cynthia Erivo

EVIDENCE: Black Girl Magic Red Blend

SCENE OF THE CRIME: North Coast, CA

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Our Judges brew up a powerful spell with the help of the McBride sisters. Rachel delivers a tricky cross examination, and a tipsy Topher has a case of mistaken identity... twice.

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Infinite Horrors, ep 7: Silent Night, Deadly Night (AKA: Santa Claus is Coming... FOR YOU)

Celebrate the holidays with the 1984 yuletide killing spree, Silent Night, Deadly Night! Pour a tall glass of your favorite nog, gather the family together*, and join Maya & Sam for a spirited discussion of murder, childhood trauma, and churchly misdeeds.

*This is not a family podcast. Please do not gather them together.

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Infinite Worlds, episode 42: Ghost In The Shell

In this episode, Winston and Nick carry the conversation of the previous episode forward to discuss Masamune Shirow's iconic, multimedia cyberpunk world, Ghost In The Shell.

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True Crimes Against Wine, sidebar Ep. 39: The Age Gap

Judge Rachel sheds light on some of the most problematic celebrity May/December romances, as well as some of her favorites.

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True Crimes Against Wine, case 0208: GOOOOOAAAAALLLL!!!

DEFENDANT: Cristiano Ronaldo

EVIDENCE: Terras de Lava 2019 Merlot

SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Azores, Territory of Portugal

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Our Judges take a flight to the mid Atlantic to try a very intricate case of involving lava, statue switcheroos, and scissor kicks. Rachel shows off her Portuguese, and Topher is put in a serious cross examination that could potentially keep him from earning a gold medal touchdown...

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Infinite Horrors, ep 6: Hellraiser ’87 & ’22 (AKA: Am I The Only One Around Here Who Gives a Sh*t About The Rules?!)

Sam & Maya praise Hell and raise Hell over Hellraiser and its 2022 remake.

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True Crimes Against Wine, sidebar Ep. 38: Which Is Better, 1 or 2?

Rachel gets surprised with a blind tasting as Topher explores some value wines.

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Infinite Worlds, episode 41: Artificial Intelligence

What makes us human? Will the inevitable robot uprising result in utopia or dystopia? Nick & Winston ponder these questions and more in the latest episode.

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True Crimes Against Wine, case 0207: This Is Some Real Schitt…

DEFENDENT: Johnny, Moira, David, & a little bit Alexis Rose

EVIDENCE: Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wine Rioja, Etc

SCENE OF THE CRIME: In the Lea of Somewhere Picturesque in Canadia

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Our Judges travel North and pay homage to a cultural phenomenon and pop moment while sacrificing themselves quite a bit for the sake of their craft. You are welcome, public. We do it for YOU!

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Infinite Horrors, ep 5: Re-Animator (AKA: Stop Saving The Cat!)

Is humanity a collection of special souls or simply a bunch of meatbags that learned how to think and talk? Sam and Maya ponder this question and many more as they dig into the campy 80's Lovecraft adaptation, "Re-Animator."

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True Crimes Against Wine, sidebar Ep. 37: Flipping Tables

Judge Rachel explains the recent restaurant fiasco involving James Corden and his wife. Topher goes on a pro service industry rant.

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True Crimes Against Wine, case 0206: Say Yes To The Dress

DEFENDENT: Vera Wang

EVIDENCE: Party Prosecco

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Italy

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Our Judges channel their inner bridezillas as they drink their way through this bubbly bottle sent to them by a fan. Rachel surprises Topher with multiple costume changes.

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Infinite Horrors, ep 4: I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream

Unwind with Maya, Sam, and a heaping dose of Existential terror, Harlan Ellison style. Our hosts compare notes on whether they'd want to survive a nuclear apocalypse, revel in Ellison's famously cantankerous persona, and dive deep into the short story- and video game adaptation- of I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream.

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True Crimes Against Wine, sidebar Ep. 36: Why Not Grapes?

Judge Rachel asks Judge Topher the most important question when it comes to tasting wine...

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True Crimes Against Wine, case 0205: A Mutha-Sucking Spookfest

DEFENDANT(S): Brahm Stoker/Dracula

EVIDENCE: Örökségül Kékfrankos 2019

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Hungary/Transylvania

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Our brave Judges foray into wilds of the Carpathian mountains as they uncover the mysteries of both Eastern European viticulture and vampire lore in this very spooky Halloween special!

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Infinite Horrors, ep 3: Plan 9 From Outer Space

This week, Sam and Maya dig up the campy horror classic, Plan 9 From Outer Space, and what it means to appreciate an artist even if their work was pretty rough around the edges.

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True Crimes Against Wine, sidebar Ep. 35: A Confrontation And An Apology…

Judge Rachel responds to a shocking accusation from a longtime listener, which rocks the courtroom and threatens the very core of podcast. Topher could not be more appalled and smug.

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